act two

"the reynolds pamphlet"

in which alex invents a new kind of stupid

read the actual text of the reynolds pamphlet

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Alexander Hamilton
I don't have a dollar to my name, an acre of land, a troop to command, a dolllop of fame. All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of college credits, and my top-notch brain.
July 14 · 20 min read
Observations on Certain Documents That Have Been Circulating around the NYU Campus
In which the charge of speculation against Alexander Hamilton, late secretary of the treasury, is fully refuted.

I dare appeal to my immediate fellow citizens of whatever political party for the truth of the assertion, that no man ever carried into public life a more unblemished pecuniary reputation, than that with which I undertook the office of Secretary of the Treasury; a character marked by an indifference to the acquisition of property rather than an avidity for it.

With such a character, however natural it was to expect criticism and opposition, as to the political principles which I might manifest or be supposed to entertain, as to the wisdom or expediency of the plans, which I might propose, or as to the skill, care or diligence with which the business of my department might be executed, it was not natural to expect nor did I expect that my fidelity or integrity in a pecuniary sense would ever be called in question.

But on his head a mortifying disappointment has been experienced. Without the slightest foundation, I have been repeatedly held up to the suspicions of the world as a man directed in his administration by the most sordid views; who did not scruple to sacrifice the public to his private interest, his duty and honor to the sinister accumulation of wealth.

Merely because I retained an opinion once common to me and the most influencial of those who opposed me, That the public debt ought to be provided for on the basis of the contract upon which it was created, I have been wickedly accused with wantonly increasing the public burthen many millions, in order to promote a stockjobbing interest of myself and friends.

Merely because a member of the House of Representatives entertained a different idea from me, as to the legal effect of appropriation laws, and did not understand accounts, I was exposed to the imputation of having committed a deliberate and criminal violation of the laws and to the suspicion of being a defaulter for millions; so as to have been driven to the painful necessity of calling for a formal and solemn inquiry.


hey

i heard that you're back in town

would be great to see a friendly face

I heard that you've invented a new kind of stupid since I've been gone.

What were you thinking?

i had to set the record straight

No, wait, don't answer that. You weren't thinking.

Let's review: there was a rumor maybe two people knew and you decided the best thing to do would be to tell the entire internet you cheated on my sister?

You shouldn't have even been in the city. I begged you to take a break. SHE begged you to take a break. But instead of taking a vacation, you do the most stupid thing imaginable, and on top of that, you make it this big public spectacle.

It was an act of political sacrifice.

Sacrifice?

When you're in a relationship, you make sacrifices FOR the other person. You did the opposite.

You sacrificed Eliza's dignity for your own sake. Sacrificed her happiness.

I did what was necessary to defend my name. Obviously I know my behaviour was inexcusable, but I couldn't just let rumors run wild. I had to be candid.

Can I see you? I know you'd understand if you just let me explain.

I'm not here for you.

I have to take care of my sister.

You really are a tragedy. You break my heart, Alex.